post script

Chloë Filson and I met on 7 may 2005 at approximately 6:20 p.m. She did not make me feel uncomfortable, rather I made her feel uncomfortable. After reviewing the entire blog-fight, we came to the conclusion that she won as she showed me the research she was withholding, which included stories of my experiments with sleep, etc. But it seems that, once the sour taste I left in her mouth fades, we shall be friends.

It seems that I was the loser of this project. Also, my analysis of Mme. Filson was not, what I thought at the time, an objective analysis, but rather an introspective analysis. I realized that I am the one who makes people feel uncomfortable; I am the one who is a nihilist; I am the one who sleeps with emo kids; although, I do not like the unicorns—that is Mme. Filson.

fin.

The Answer.

Who isn't Chloë Filson?

Are we not all constructed from the same atoms, the same dust? Are we all independent?

Who isn't Chloë Filson?


This answer is satisfactory and fulfills the purpose of this blog.

Goodbye world.

Chloe is becoming less popular

In 2003, Chloe was knocked from the most popular name in England to the third most popular name(source). It seems that while Mme. Filson was named, Chloe was gaining popularity. According to another set of data, the eighties brought about 600. 600? Oh, 600. A lesson to all: label your axes. (source).

Who took my stapler?

Andrew has recently grown flustered; the girl working at the same place of employment took his stapler today. Andrew does not use a stapler much and was not bothered by the actual taking of it, but rather when my boss confronted her and told her that it is my stapler. The Ryerson student talked-back: "Actually, it is MY stapler."

Yesterday she took my trash bin.

I think Mme. Filson is responsible for this.

I am without a stapler.
: (

Like father, like son.

As proven before, Bruce K. Filson is or likes dragons. One may note this on his direct response claiming that he was, in fact, a dragon. On the other hand Chloë Filson is a unicorn. According to Craig Desson, Chloë and him used to dress up as things from medieval times, including a unicorn. Chloë Filson loved to dress as a unicorn. Not only that, but Craig Desson claimed that Chloë Filson's favourite band is 'The Unicorns.'

In a recent websearch for Chloë Filson, I found that Chloë did wish to be medieval. In 1998 she performed as Tom of Warwick in the Greely Players' adaptation of Camelot. (proof)

I know what medieval people are like. One of my flatmates is a wench from Medieval Times (tip her well) and another pretends to be a knight of somesort, but now because of the Star Wars hype he has become a Jedi Knight.

So Bruce, so Tom, I bid you adieu.

A tree with many leaves

Is Chloë suffering from schizophrenia? A certain type of schizophrenia that leads to multiple personalities?

In a recent investigation, I took searched phone number, which I shall not post in attempt to appear respectful, in reverse lookup and found it registered to a G CAMERON. G CAMERON, though sharing a few letters, is not C FILSON. Similarly, I recently read about a certain Geoff Cameron who claims to know both of us. I don't know this "Geoff." Possibly, Geoff is a name Chloë Filson has given herself. Maybe this was the side of her that alienates people she meets; maybe this is the side that sifts through driving records; maybe this is the personality that explains her nihilistic tendency. It all seems so clear now: Chloë may have multiple personalities.

Evidence contrary: Geoff Cameron is a boy; Chloë Filson is a girl, although this is unvalidated. I've met Geoff Cameron; I've never met Chloë Filson. This leads me to believe that Chloë Filson is a character of Geoff Cameron.

Please provide any evidence you can find to support or reject this theory.

seven eight nine

It appears that there is one similarity that has been proven by my last post: Mme. Filson and I eat food. That is the only thing I know we have in common.

the posts the posts (atop my horse I glance)

I am going to expose you to two images. I want you to judge for yourself and post a comment stating your critique. Who is the more graceful eater?

No better way to show your love than a set emails to an emokid

The following are emails sent to and from Moneen:

Peter Krpan Mon, May 2, 2005 at 5:38 PM
To: andrew nicholas mccann smith xii
???
I don't recall staying in anyones dorm room at Trent. In fact, we
were all together staying at my friends house after we played in
Peterburrough.
What a weird email.
.p.

On 4/28/05, andrew nicholas mccann smith xii wrote:
> Dear members of Moneen,
>
> I have a couple of questions to ask you fellows. I am doing research
> on someone named "Chloë Filson." I really don't know much about who
> she is. One thing I do know is that half of Moneen stayed in her
> dormroom at Trent University in Peterborough. Please do relate any
> information you have on Chloë Filson or on the evening you spent in
> her dorm room.
>
> Any information you could provide me would be grand.
>
> Farewell,
> Andrew Smith.
>
> --
> Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith XII,
> Toronto, Canada.
>

--
peter@moneen.com



This then questions the integrity of Maaika who told me that Chloe told her that. Apparently, we have a weak link.

Craig Desson is too old

Last eve, I went to drop something off at Amber's place and to my surprise she wasn't there, but instead was a young gentleman called Craig Desson. Craig quickly ran up the stairs and locked me out after I gave him the object I was supposed to leave at Amber's place. I rang the bell again. Craig once again emerged and I took the opportunity to ask him the question on my mind: "You are Craig Desson; do you know Chloë Filson?" He proceeded to declare he knew her, but then stopped and said, "We're not really friends; she's too young for me[...] But, you know, it was a few weeks ago and I was searching something like 'bahai' on a blog searcher and I came across this site that is 'Who is Chloë Filson. That might help you." I was going to lead him on to tell me more about it, but I folded and told him it was mine, etcetera, etcetera.

What gems I walked away with were many:
1) Craig Desson knows who Chloë Filson is.
2) Chloë Filson's mother is an artist—Craig's parents have some of her art: "It is nice. you know, collages and watercolours."
3) Chloë Filson has moved from a town called Winchester to Osgoode; her parent's then moved to Sakatchewan.
4) Chloë Filson is trouble.
5) Chloë Filson and Craig Desson used to dress up as kings and peasants and make plays.
6) Craig Desson only considers himself a family friend of the Filsons: "You know, my parents were good friends with their parents. They were Baha'is in Montreal together in the sixties."
7) Chloë Filson is, possibly, anemic

The question still remains: "Who is Chloë Filson dot blogspot dot com?"

The Walrus on Champlain

The Walrus writes about Champlain, Chloë Filson's affiliated college and possibly first-year residence:

"And at Champlain College, a series of courtyards weaves down to the edge of the Otonabee, where two simple steps invite you to venture out into the water.

"Inside Champlain, a residence stairwell is littered with student debris: party flyers and Converse sneakers. But each floor's corner windows, like those of Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater, offer raw vistas of nearby evergreen slopes. In the common room, a wall holds the winning entries in a student photo contest and most of them feature the snowy forms of Thom's buildings. At least to a few students, the campus is what its planners intended: "a place of aesthetic as well as intellectual excitement."" (A Bozikovic, "Modernism Matters," The Walrus 2:4, pg 27-28)

Could Chloë Filson be one of those students?
Is Chloë Filson a Ramone?
is Trent a few years or decades behind Fashion trends?

***REVISION***

It seems that I have made many errors on this search for Mme. Filson. My worst error by far was claiming Salmon Rushdie was still in hiding. I do appologize for my inability to keep abreast of developments of Islamic politics. Please note that Salmon Rushdie was present at the 2002 Telerude Festival where he and Terry Gilliam scoffed at the developments of cinematic politics and techniques.

Once again, I do appologize for any misposted information; I simply publish any information and theories about Chloë Filson that I encounter.

***REVISION***

It appears I forgot to mention that Dave felt uncomfortable because the seats that Mme. Filson, Mme. Smith, and Dave sat in for Shakespeare in the park were grass bleachers.

Sorry for any confusion my mistakes may have caused.

Dave Aquilina uncomfortable when meeting Chloë Filson

Yesterday evening I sat in Lettieri with the Smith family, Dave Aquilina, and Kiely Griffin before going to see Caribou/Manitoba. One topic of discussion was "Chloë Filson." Heather told stories about how she slept in a canoe with Chloë Filson—twice. Dave then told a bit of a story about how the first time he met Chloë Filson he felt very uncomfortable. You see, Chloë Filson, Heather Smith, and Dave Aquilina went to see Shakespeare in the park together. Which park? That I am unsure of, but Dave stated relating that during the whole play he was so uncomfortable.

If Chloë Filson makes people feel uncomfortable and sleeps with emokids then I am not interested in even establishing contact with her.

Chloë Filson slept with Moneen

Maaike Brandis related this information that Chloë Filson sent to her regarding Maaike's valuable information, though inaccurate, of a kidnapping that may or may not have happened on Christopher Gammage's eighteenth birthday.

Half of Moneen stayed in Mme. Filson's dorm room for some undeclared duration. The only question we can ask Mme. Filson now is: which half? Possible solution would be 'men' or 'one,' which complicates Mme. Filson's declaration. In that case "Chloë Filson slept with men." The other possible solution is that Mme. Filson just slept with half of the members of Moneen, which is more likely. I just hope it isn't Peter, as he is a communist (proof).

I revisited the Moneen website today and I swear their old members have all left, except Kenny and Peter. Moneen looks so young now.

Chloë Filson's father, still, believes in dragons.

Chloë Filson's father, Bruce Filson, is a true believer in dragons. He believes they have never died and that they are not just framed in story books, but actually exist. I found this remarkably interesting. Bruce Filson published a short story of his in Varqa Children's Magazine, one of the two magazines I work for. This story is a circular modernist piece that shows how a girl forged a friendship with a dragon, but then the two split apart. It concludes with the dragon surmounting time and living on, though not still with the little girl.

Does Bruce Filson believe in evolution? If so, what happened to the dragon since?
If not, where does Bruce Filson think dragons are hiding? With Salmon Rushdie?

Marjaan claims Chloë Filson makes her uncomfortable

The summer before Marjaan B. moved to Stratford to begin school at Nancy Campbell Collegiate Institute she stopped in Chelsea, Quebec to visit the Benoits. The Batchelor-Benoit families spent years living in India together. It is here that Marjaan developed a good friendship with both Samuel and Julie. Back in Canada, Marjaan would visit the Benoits whenever going near Ottawa. This time there was an outside influence in the situation—Chloë Filson.

Chloë Filson just happened to be spending the weekend with the Benoits as well, possibly uninvited. Marjaan attempted to befriend this "quiet girl," but to her avail all she received were dirty looks. These dirty looks were unsolvable. Marjaan could not figure out why Chloë Filson would keep stabbing her with glares. Marjaan became so uncomfortable by the situation. In an MSN chat conversation Marjaan stated, "I don't know, I don't know. I just felt so uncomfortable that I couldn't make eye contact with her after a while."

To date, Marjaan is left unnerved by even the slightest memory of Chloë Filson.

It appears Chloë Filson is territorial and possesive; both are evidences of selfishness, possibly Nihilism, as previously suggested.

Bayan Foyle is deceptive

After perusing Chloë Filson's response blog (here) I realized that Elliot Filson, who was earlier declared by Bayan Foyle to be Chloë Filson's brother, is in fact not her brother. According to Chloë Filson, Elliot Filson is her cousin!

We now have contradictory evidence. We must, as judges and critics, choose to either believe Chloë Jasmin Filson or Bayan Foyle. Who is the liar? Who's pants are on fire? And finally, who should we hang by the feet and bludgeon to death from the telephone wire? I propose the liar.

What Sam? Veronica Filson is a big ... oh, Greek.

Veronica Filson

Veronica Filson has been found. This picture is digital proof in the existence of Veronica Filson, who is known to be a big Greek—in photos, in performance, and on the computer.

This is Chloë Jasmin Filson's sister. It appears that Elliot Filson has been demoted to a cousin.

Self-proclaimed Superheroine?

robsi_2004_pic083
Originally uploaded by Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith xii..

It appears Chloe Jasmin Filson is a self-proclaimed superheroine. While she is not out being a nihilistic Nietzchian superheroine, she maintains her front by being a child-loving humanitarian. What raging duality!

Chloe Filson also eats fruit

robsi_2004_pic170
Originally uploaded by Andrew Nicholas McCann Smith xii..

This photo was taken from www.martinsquest.com. I think it illustrates Chloe's sensitive non-dominating-carnivore side.

Chloe Filson is a Vegetarian!

This piece of evidence was shocking to me. "A vegetarian?" I thought while reading this from an email Geron Bindseil sent me about Chloe Filson, "A vegetarian? Why in the world?" But I had to present this piece of evidence to all, for I cannot not paint an accurate picture of the person I am attempting to unravel. So, here it is: Chloe Filson is a Vegetarian, although she enjoys the taste of meat!

Geron claims Chloe a drawer

from an email:

I know she's a good drawer, in the sense that she draws cartoons well as opposed to containing cutlery well. Please find attached an example of her work.


drawing by Chloe Filson

***RETRACTION***

I have been compelled by an unnamed source to make the following retraction:

I have never witnessed* Daniel Taylor take on the role as a government official attempting to silence 'the people' or their affiliates. Furthermore, he has never thrown an MSN fit about being double-crossed, and he is generally quite a liberal writer, even though I have mirrored his life, stolen his gags, and appropriated his words.
I am sorry for any confusion that previous entries in which i alleged such an MSN conversation occured might have caused.


*=this is not to say that he has never done so or has never attempted to do so, only that i have never witnessed or been forced to witness such an act. For all I know, he may very well be a Narc or Comrade. I've really got no way of knowing this, but I've never seen him try it.

Esther says Chloe Filson wears Birkenstocks

an MSN conversation with Esther Maloney:

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:19:25 am)
do you know Chloe Filson?

Esther says: (12:19:40 am)
im just reading your blog

Esther says: (12:19:42 am)
i do know her

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:19:48 am)
give me dirt!

Esther says: (12:19:54 am)
shes nice

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:20:00 am)
that is not dirt

Esther says: (12:20:02 am)
i went to camp with her...

Esther says: (12:20:20 am)
dirt...she wore birkenstocks at that time

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:20:31 am)
oh, that is pretty bad.

Esther says: (12:20:33 am)
i think her mom led the arts and crafts

Esther says: (12:20:41 am)
oh yeah

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:20:42 am)
she has a mother?

Esther says: (12:20:46 am)
defenitely

Esther says: (12:20:54 am)
we made prayer beads once with her mother

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:21:19 am)
what is your last memory of Chloe Filson?

Esther says: (12:22:06 am)
probably seeing her at a conference or something

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:22:17 am)
you were never friends with her?

Esther says: (12:22:42 am)
yeah we were...mostly through camp and our families knew each other

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:22:45 am)
oh, oh did she ever have a camp crush?

Esther says: (12:22:47 am)
i think our parents went way back

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:22:54 am)
who are her parents?

Esther says: (12:23:00 am)
im sure she did but she was always kind of mysterious about that kind of thing

Esther says: (12:23:38 am)
her parents...mmmm her moms name starts with an m i think...and her dad also wore birkenstocks...i think

Esther says: (12:23:59 am)
though that doesnt help you figure out his name

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (12:24:01 am)
oh, that is pretty bad

Daniel Taylor is a Narc!

(or at least a part of the NKVD)

an MSN transcript:

Daniel says: (11:53:49 pm)
don't you think it's a little inappropriate to publish someone's home address on a blog?

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (11:54:06 pm)
no, do you?

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (11:54:22 pm)
i refrained from the phone number

Daniel says: (11:54:30 pm)
well, only in the respect that it's an invasion of privacy

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (11:54:44 pm)
I suppose so.

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (11:54:54 pm)
I didn't even think of that.

Daniel says: (11:55:12 pm)
and some nut might go to her house and kill her

andrew nicholas mccann smith xii says: (11:55:27 pm)
i don't even know her.

Daniel says: (11:55:49 pm)
yeah, i guess not

Chloe Filson's house

Chloe Filson's address has been found. She currently resides at 452 Park St., Peterborough, Ontario.

Here is a distant satellite shot (satellite photo)

We live 136 km apart. Therefore, we are not the same person.

Chloe Battles the Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibrosis-1: Chloe Filson-0.

The Heat is On!

This past September Chloe Filson fought Cystic Fibrosis as a 'Shiner.' Chloe Filson represented a Trent University college, Champlain, in this losing battle at Shine-o-rama 2004.

Could one of these be Chloe Filson?



While students fought the disease the children were productive fighting a larger epidemic—bowling.



A nihilistic humanitarian?

A Nihilist?

My deduction from profile on Martinsquest.com: Chloe Filson is a nihilist, like the lead in Albert Camus' L'etranger. At the young age of 19 her sole concerns are achieving an afterlife. Her eyes are grey, the colour of stone, and she associates herself with the indie rock artists, the pixies. The indie rock musicians, like the existentialists, will create music and live as they do regardless of support; this turns them to stone-cold individualists. Chloe Filson demonstrates these qualities not only with her choice of music and her activities that rebel against modernity, but also in her opinion of Shameem & Hooman: "I'm pretty sure I don't know them, actually." The question should be 'does she even care?'

Chloe Filson claims her hair is "Brown."

After being tipped off by friend, and obviously guilty party, Samuel Benoit I looked at Ottawa's most eligible bachlorettes. In this brief profile of the identity of Chloe Filson we find interesting facts such as her wallpaper is "coming." I wonder what her room looks like during this awkward transition period.

Reproduced from martinsquest.com:

Wallpaper: coming...
Name: Chloe Filson
Age: 19
Height: 5'5'
Weight of heart: Hopefully enough to get me into the Ancient Egyptian afterlife.
Hair: Brown (with some purple)
Eyes: Grey
Ethnicity: Canadian (Caucasian)
Favourite...
Food: Tomato and Avocado Sandwich Toasted on Rye
Color: Purple
Fun Activity: Baking inventive concoctions, canoeing, board games
Boutique: Vallue Village
Song: "Dig For Fire" by the Pixies
Memory: I've been blessed with so many to choose from.
Baha'i: Bill Sears
Quote: too long to reproduce
Crying frequency: Seldom
Opinion of Shameem & Hooman: I'm pretty sure I don't know them, actually.
Mariage Material: YES
Ready for Marriage: NOT YET
Take this page entirely seriously: well, not ENTIRELY.

Elliot Filson is number 26 & 27

After a background check on the only known living member of Chloe Filson's family, Elliot Filson, I discovered that Elliot Filson is both number 26 & number 27. This was ascertained while performing a Google search upon him: Elliot Filson on Google. As you can see in the first page, Footbag WorldWide Event Listing, Elliot is number 26. In the next search result he is 27.

Make up your mind, Elliot. Make up your mind.

We know Elliot lives in Toronto. Bayan told us so. Elliot ran away from home; Sarah Slean documents this.

Bayan says "she's blonde"

This is an MSN transcript between Bayan Foyle (see list below) and myself:

bay. says: (1:47:30 pm)
I think she went to camp with me

bay. says: (1:47:35 pm)
oh

bay. says: (1:47:41 pm)
if sam benoit knows her than I know her

andrew says: (1:48:03 pm)
who is Chloe Filson?

bay. says: (1:48:19 pm)
don't really remember too much

bay. says: (1:48:22 pm)
she's blonde

bay. says: (1:48:27 pm)
haha

bay. says: (1:48:29 pm)
and uh

bay. says: (1:48:55 pm)
she's nice, I don't really remember her that well

bay. says: (1:49:06 pm)
just physically

andrew says: (1:50:15 pm)
any information you have on who she is?

bay. says: (1:50:58 pm)
maybe my brother knows

bay. says: (1:51:01 pm)
he is the same age as her

bay. says: (1:51:07 pm)
I think

bay. says: (1:51:10 pm)
haha

andrew says: (1:51:17 pm)
how old is your brother?

bay. says: (1:53:42 pm)
her brother is elliot filson

bay. says: (1:53:45 pm)
thats all I know

bay. says: (1:53:46 pm)
haha

andrew says: (1:54:17 pm)
thank you

bay. says: (1:54:26 pm)
he lives in toronto

bay. says: (1:54:45 pm)
him and my brother went to camp, and I'm not sure of her age at all

bay. says: (1:56:21 pm)
but in regards to her personality, I think you are a little more eccentric than she is

andrew says: (1:57:36 pm)
is it because my mother thinks I'm gay?

bay. says: (1:57:58 pm)
haha what?

andrew says: (1:58:09 pm)
my mother thinks I am gay.

bay. says: (1:58:16 pm)
really?

bay. says: (1:58:36 pm)
thats akward : S

Two new fragments of evidence.

Number One
Neika responded to the question posed in my MSN name, the same question posed in this report. She said "Baha'i Canada." I suppose that is correct. Later she said "She is from a town that begins with O." It turns out that town is Osgoode, Ontario. Chloe Filson is from Osgoode, Ontario.

Number Two
During an afternoon espresso with Heather Smith, on guilty list, she began to recount a story about Chloe Filson. Heather was at Chloe [Filson]'s house and her father said: "Marriage is a risk, but if it is a risk you are willing to take it can't be that big of a risk." Chloe Filson's father said this. I don't remember the rest of this story.

Redemption.

I feel like I am in a bloody Doestoevsky novel. Since the beginning of this case I have had two confessions to being Chloe Filson. Thankfully, as a master of theistic existentialism, I know that both of these are false claims. They are both merely calls for attention, claiming they are depraved sinners seeking redemption. I received the first claim from Ms. Kat Ying of Montreal. The second came in the form of a response to the earlier evidence "What I know." The author remains anonymous.

9 april 2005

On Sunday evening I met up with Heather Smith—a guilty party—at the Starbucks at Queen and John. After we had coffee we went to the Rivoli for a secret Caribou show. The club itself was dark, but Heather exposed some light upon the mystery at hand. Apparently, and I say apparently like a true skeptic, Chloe Filson was in Toronto the day prior having coffee with this same Heather Smith.

On Tuesday I confirmed this fact while speaking to Allister Foster. After Allister Foster left our rehearsal he met up with this very same Chloe Filson.

Probable theory: We are one and the same, a la Pokeroo.

What I Know

I know Chloe Filson has the same computer as me.
I know Chloe Filson goes to school in Peterborough at Trent University.
I know Chloe Filson is possibly female.
I know Chloe Filson is an editor of Vanguard.
I know Chloe is her first name.
I know Chloe Filson is probably Baha'i.
I know no Baha'is who are Chloe Filson.
I know Chloe Filson is the same as I.
I know that I know nothing.
I think, therefore I am.

Guilty Parties

The following is a list of people I know know Chloe Filson:
David Parker
Leila Parker
Allister Foster
Robin Proctor
Samuel Benoit
Lindsay McKye
Laura Barkley
Geron Bindseil
Heather Smith
Andrew Patton (although I think he is playing me for a fool)
Kat Ying (also playing me for a fool)
Bayan Foyle
Daniel Taylor's sister
Esther Maloney
Melanie Smith (even my own bloody sister!)

More people will be exposed

Introduction

Apparently there is a person by the name of Chloe Filson. Chloe Filson is my double, or so it seems. This whole shaking of my identity began approximately a year ago when my now good friend David Parker said, "Do you know Chloe Filson? you should meet her. You two would get along." I obviously had no clue what the hell that meant. Since then, I have found out that almost all of my good friends know Chloe Filson and think similar thoughts. This blog is to document the uncovering of who is Chloe Filson. Each post will be the clues I find along the way. I will expose the evidence in full and let YOU be the judge.